Today I broke up with my girlfriend. It went better than I thought. She was really cool about it. I am glad everything is going to be ok.
two androids […] bringing soul back to music
You can stream Daft Punk’s new album R.A.M. on Itunes for free right now. You’re welcome!
So How I Met Your Mother revealed the Mother Tonight…..and in my mind I can’t help but think all good things must always come to and end.
I hate push-ups
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice how long do you think it would take them to die
what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of
what if you rolled their body in salt first
easy there, satan
margarita of pain
(Source: jackbarasnap)
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
I just found the first bug of the year in my house. Rather than squishing it, I picked it up, put it in the toilet and made it suffer in pain as I urinated on it. It was a sow bug.
